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Einstein goes to Heaven
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9 Months, 3 Weeks ago
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Einstein dies and goes to heaven only to be informed that his room is not yet ready. "I hope you will not mind waiting in a dormitory. We are very sorry, but it's the best we can do and you will have to share the room with others he is told by the doorman. Einstein says that this is no problem at all and that there is no need to make such a great fuss. So the doorman leads him to the dorm.
They enter and Albert is introduced to all of the present inhabitants. "See, here is your first room mate. He has an IQ of 180!" "That’s wonderful!" says Albert. "We can discuss mathematics!"
"And here is your second room mate. His IQ is 150!" "That's wonderful!" says Albert. "We can discuss physics!"
"And here is your third room mate. His IQ is 100!" "That's wonderful! We can discuss the latest plays at the theater!"
Just then another man moves out to capture Albert's hand and shake it. "I'm your last room mate and I'm sorry, but my IQ is only 80." Albert smiles back at him and says, "So, where do you think the stock market is heading?"
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9 Months, 3 Weeks ago
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Thats right, no genius required here; hard work only.
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9 Months, 3 Weeks ago
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Is that the moral of the story? Who creates this !
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9 Months, 3 Weeks ago
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Its an old joke - who created it, I m not sure.
The moral of the story depends on how you look at it. Another way of looking at it is that it is a fool's job to predict the market direction. Of course that would put yours truly in that category since I did try to pick the tops and bottoms every now and then. HAHA!!!
Most money made from the market - contrary to popular beliefs is NOT made from predicting the market direction but via money management.
The market is a precarious lady but she will tell you where it is heading, really no need to predict. Just act. :)
PS: You know girls. Sometimes, they say no means no. Sometimes no means yes. Hear not with the ears, see not with the eyes. Listen to their strange language. HAHA
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9 Months, 3 Weeks ago
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Girls? haha... I would listen to their BODY language! and markets? You know the parallel.
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